Text Attack

What is Text Attack?

when someone texts you in the middle of the night and it startles you, and you shake uncontrollably

"dude, last night, my girlfried texted me, and i totally had a text attack"

"bro, not good"

See text, shake, night, scared

Useless Boner

1. A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time. Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..

Closet Doper

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Jizz-freak

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