Text Attack

What is Text Attack?

when someone texts you in the middle of the night and it startles you, and you shake uncontrollably

"dude, last night, my girlfried texted me, and i totally had a text attack"

"bro, not good"

See text, shake, night, scared

Uncle Chalk

1. this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one..

Er-ee

1. Silly-looking, something materialistic that is out of date. Look at that Pinto. It looks so er-ee!..

Hirsutophilia Hur-syoot-uh-fil-ee-uh

1. Attraction to hairy men. She was Hirsutophilia (hur-S(Y)OOT-uh-FIL-ee-uh). See men, hairy, attraction..

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