Text Bumper

What is Text Bumper?

Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.

1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?

2. Text bumper

3. Oh.

See text, cell phone, mobile phone, eejit, moron

Tweety Turd

1. A bird's poo. Omg there's a tweety turd on my jumper! See tweety bird, poo, poop, crap..

Oblovious

1. One who is oblivious to the obvious. To be oblivious to the obvious. Jane: "Well, Mr. Oblovious over there just couldn't see..

Floppy Finger

1. When you can't get an erection Eeeey, Sorry bitch i've got a floppy finger, no filling for you tonight...

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