What is Text Company?
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When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.
Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!
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Random Words:
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A numpty, often found speeding round town in their numpty truck.
"Kev's such a flangehead..."
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wot pakis shout bak when a white boy says "oi paki"
white boy: oi paki take that fukin tea towel off ya head son
paki: fuk u..