Text Girlfriend

What is Text Girlfriend?

An ex-girlfriend who you still text, inadvertently (or advertently) making your current girlfriend jealous.

"Who are you texting?"

"No one!"

(you were texting your text girlfriend)

See text, girlfriend, jealous, message, envious

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