What is Text Lesbian?
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A 'text lesbian' is a male who poses as a lesbian in chat rooms, ostensibly for the purpose of snuggling up to chicks. The male necessarily remains in 'text' because to voice would give up the game.
I am a bit concerned about Gonzo... the bastard's losin' his balls and is becoming like a total weasel. I caught him posing as a text lesbian in Tattooed Biker Sluts yesterday.
Random Words:
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Mustache. (Preferably on a man.)
Dude, there's milk on your lip sweater!
See mustache, sweater, lip, beaver, clam..