Text Life

What is Text Life?

One who constantly text messages instead of having a sex life.

Yo: Christy is really hot but I dont think she will let me hit it because sheonly a text life not a sex life.

Dangling Dj

1. A sexual act whereby one squats over their partner's face and proceeds to poop, but lets only a few inches hang (2 is best), and th..

Virgin Anger

1. The persistent yearning that a virgin feels when wanting to lose their virginity but being unable to find a partner to lose it with. It..

Gen. Empoleon

1. The biggest kiss-ass on Smogon, and ultimately just a huge fag. He thinks he's good at Ubers but in reality he just sucks. He works..

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