Text Life

What is Text Life?

One who constantly text messages instead of having a sex life.

Yo: Christy is really hot but I dont think she will let me hit it because sheonly a text life not a sex life.

Emfishclit

1. one half-assed fishfaced mothatfucka wit a fishy clitoris Yo bitchface! You one emfishclit mothafucka!..

Soap Scrambling

1. 1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or r..

Alepos

1. The act of filling a neighboring person's mail box with puddy very tightly. Then making a hole in the center and have sexual interc..

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