Text Life

What is Text Life?

One who constantly text messages instead of having a sex life.

Yo: Christy is really hot but I dont think she will let me hit it because sheonly a text life not a sex life.

Omgooses

1. like omg.. but better, because there's gooses involved. bob just got in leg. joe: "OMGOOSES" See michelle..

Um-bongoed

1. Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo. ("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, A hippo took..

Shawshanks

1. The slang for cigarettes, used by british teenagers. Most commonly used when discussing strong cigarettes e.g. Lucky Strikes. Jack Swee..

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