Text Massage Edit Meaning

1.

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?

Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".

See rusty trombone, shit stain balls, pussy juice, dirty sanchez

2.

That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis

I was up all night giving my face a text massage.

See fucking the dog, osmosis