Text Mess

What is Text Mess?

n: a text message which:

1- provides you or another person with "too much information"

2- begs for sexual favors, money, and/or a chance to reunite romantically

3- contains many misspelled words and poor abbreviations due to high levels of intoxication

4- somehow starts a blood feud between families

"Barbara's man just got out of jail and he is hard up. He's been sendin her text messes all night trying to get in her pants."

See cellphone, drunk dial, too much information, desperation, booty call, hookup

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