What is Text Mess?
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n: a text message which:
1- provides you or another person with "too much information"
2- begs for sexual favors, money, and/or a chance to reunite romantically
3- contains many misspelled words and poor abbreviations due to high levels of intoxication
4- somehow starts a blood feud between families
"Barbara's man just got out of jail and he is hard up. He's been sendin her text messes all night trying to get in her pants."
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The act of asking to many irritating questions in a conversation.
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