What is Text Message Breakup?
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to break up with someone via a
"You cant text message breakup with her, no girls will ever date you again"
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The ultimate sign of disrespect in the modern world. Might as well slap them across the face with their own hand made belt that used their own back skin. Then you will also be looked down upon by your friends and you ex's friends for most likely. Ever.
text message breakup:::::: that man ho he txt msg BO with me. (army of people with weapons outside of his house) @!#$@#$@# you #$%%%$
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The lowest of the low. Quite possibly the best way to let all your soon-to-be angry ex's friends know you have no balls.
(True Story)
Girl: I think we're doing great, I'm going to his house this weekend!
Friend: Aww, that's sweet! You guys are perfect for each other!
Girl: I know! He's the greatest!
-girl's phone vibrates-
Boy (In Text): Hey... Umm... I'm sorry but this isn't working out. I like it better when we where friends.
Girl: WHAT THE F%^&#?!?!
Friend: What?
Girl: I JUST EXPERIENCED A TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!
Friend: What a loser!
Girl: I KNOW! HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL "WERE" RIGHT!
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When a boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't have the guts to breakup in person so they end up sending a text saying they're breaking up. Similar to the email breakup where you breakup over email.
She's a bitch! She just broke up with me in a text message. That's so low!
I know man. The Text Message Breakup is the worst.
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1. To send a text message breaking up with someone. Generally not a good idea, as you have no idea if they're out of service of if their phone is broken.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
1. Text : "Hey im breaking up wit u"
2. OMG, Sean just sent me a text message breakup!
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Having the love of your life breakup with you a week before your birthday via text message from Jeremy Rich.
"It's not you, it's me."
Text Message Breakup
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