Text Message Fiend

What is Text Message Fiend?

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.

b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

See text message, addict, text messaging

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