What is Text Message Heart Attack?
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Getting a text message while zoning out or in the middle of the night (while sleeping, preferably) that scares you out of your skin, gives you a quick adrenaline rush, then leaves you with a slightly worn down heart and a bad message from someone you don’t really care that much about.
I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!
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The act of driving past past mansions on the golf course at midnight while yelling "Yarnell Cunts!"
You Yarnell fucking cunts..
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alternative spelling for "erection"
He wanted his name to sound like "erection", so he called himself Eric Shaun.
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