Text Message Pimp

What is Text Message Pimp?


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-person who can spit mad game via the text message

-responds to all messages in less than 6 seconds

-sends sex texts on regular basis

-has "hey whats up" as a quick text

-master of the text message lingo, "aight i ttyl lol"

-has cell phone within arms reach at all times

"Damn he hit me back quicker than jimmy crack corn, that text message pimp!"

See text, message, pimp, cell, phone


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