What is Text Message Pimp?
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-person who can spit mad game via the text message
-responds to all messages in less than 6 seconds
-sends sex texts on regular basis
-has "hey whats up" as a quick text
-master of the text message lingo, "aight i ttyl lol"
-has cell phone within arms reach at all times
"Damn he hit me back quicker than
jimmy crack corn , that text message pimp!"
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