What is Text Message Relationship?


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1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.

2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.

Usually results in a text message breakup.

A typical text message relationship:

Brad: hey

Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight

Brad: chill later?

Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.

not sent Amy: you never listen

Brad: okay

Brad: when?

not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?

Amy: :(

Brad: something wrong?

resent Amy: :(

Brad: i do something?

Amy: u know what u did

Brad: you're not answering your phone?

not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you

Brad: babe?

Later, in person.

Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.

Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.

Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.

See text, text messaging, text message breakup, relationship, teenager


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