Text Paralysis

What is Text Paralysis?

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The inability to carry out simple motor functions such as walking, talking, or driving, while sending, composing, or recieving a text message.

A driver stops at a stop light, pulls out her phone, and commenses sending a text message. When the light turns green, she is honked at, because she suffers from Text Paralysis, and is unable to obey the rules of the road while texting.

See texting, text, t9, textlexia
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