What is Text Walking?
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Navigating the hall ways and aisles of school, the store, or the mall while constantly having your eyes glued to your cell phone... Requires a highly tuned sense of peripheral vision
Brendan: Matt how are you avoiding all of these people while you text?
Matt: I am text walking
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A strip club with an all-you-can-eat buffet.
As soon as we get to Vegas we're hitting up a muff and buff for breakfast.
See muff,..
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When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries..
