What is Text Walking?
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Navigating the hall ways and aisles of school, the store, or the mall while constantly having your eyes glued to your cell phone... Requires a highly tuned sense of peripheral vision
Brendan: Matt how are you avoiding all of these people while you text?
Matt: I am text walking
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Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Weird Bus Dude: H..
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The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strange..
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The last words of a redneck before he accidentally kills himself.
LookiehereBubba, betcha I can chainsaw that wart off my chin...