Text Walking

What is Text Walking?


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Navigating the hall ways and aisles of school, the store, or the mall while constantly having your eyes glued to your cell phone... Requires a highly tuned sense of peripheral vision

Brendan: Matt how are you avoiding all of these people while you text?

Matt: I am text walking

See texting, text, walk, cell, cell phone


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