What is Text Walking?
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Navigating the hall ways and aisles of school, the store, or the mall while constantly having your eyes glued to your cell phone... Requires a highly tuned sense of peripheral vision
Brendan: Matt how are you avoiding all of these people while you text?
Matt: I am text walking
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n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.
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A modern designation of the politically correct, multi cultural state of Sweden.
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one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.
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