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1. When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bat..

1. When you start a story by telling the end and then going back the the beggining to finish telling the story. - I'm gonna Tarantino..

1. "w00t" = a term like "Alright!/YEAH!" "xors" futhers this method of excitement. I HAVE CABLE MODEM NOW! ..