Textament

What is Textament?

The way people are supposed to text. So instead of oh my god its omg

wow, following the textament makes you text fast!

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Useless As A Bent Nail.

1. Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail defor..

Guttenfelding

1. When a person sticks his long fingers into caves. Hey what are you doing with the chick?! I'm guttenfelding, duh! See guttenfeld..

Suitcase Pimp

1. In the porn industry, a suitcase pimp is an unemployed boyfriend/husband of a porn star who takes care of the details of the star's..

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