What is Textanoid?
1.
to be paranoid that people are going to read your text messages.
Girl: I had to delete all my texts!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl: Because i was textanoid that my parents were going to read them.
Boy: Man, i'm so textanoid!
Guy: Why?
Boy: Because i think my girlfriend is gonna find my texts to Jenny.
See
Random Words:
1.
NOUN. someone who gives the yagoogaly at a funeral.
Derek Zoolander was an excellent yagoogalizer, wasn't he??
See sex, trash, po..
1.
When a woman performs fellatio and during the process bites your member off.
"Oh, man, i was driving home last night with Shelly a..