Textapathic Edit Meaning

1. When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..

1. Term of endearment for a female with original name Gemma (NB not for the name Jemma); with a tendancy to have dyed blonde hair, do mad, ..

1. Brown stains left down the back of underpants after a badly wiped crap, in other words skidmarks. MUM: Ya ought ta learn ta wipe yer ar..