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1. A girl that has done the longest keg stand at any party. Beth just did 1 minute 21 seconds on the keg, that was longer than Shan Shan, ..

1. Noah Rennell Schoch Smith, Son of Michael and Nancy, brother of Seth. Said to be Atholton's best 215lb. wrestler of all-time. Comp..

1. At the end of a sexual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/breasts(i.e. her canvas). So I wa..