Textasterone

What is Textasterone?

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.

Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.

Lombard

1. Lombard,n. derog. acronym Loads Of Money But A Real Dick "How was your date last night?" "Awful, he was a real Lombard&..

Zoltam

1. the act of watching dude wheres my car so much, that you change your name to zoltan. You'll live your whole life as zoltan until yo..

Sharculate

1. To ejaculate, and shart at the same time all the while having sex. There was a lot to clean up after Jeremy sharculated on Brittany. S..

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