Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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On The Pole

1. Phrase describing if a girl is sexually active or not, often in reference to teenaged girls. The use of "pole" comes from the ..

Quantus Theory

1. The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theor..

Up The Old Dirt Road

1. The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse. Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road. See boofed,..

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