Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Emolust

1. one who harbours a sexual attraction to emos and their lifestyle, who are not necessarily emo themselves but may posses traits of that l..

Internetard

1. 1. One who is incapable to use the internet. 2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet. phil: I tried finding free porn..

Um...

1. an answer commenly used when your screwed. dad: "did you have sex with my daughter?" man: "um..." See um, ah, wel..

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