Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

See textbook, meat, balls, testicles, dictionary

Ohmyjesus

1. To express suprise, much like ohmygawd. Formed by combining "oh", "my", and "jesus". This is the illigitam..

Yorik

1. a cultivating individual with a big booty. A rear end. WOW, what a YORIK!!!! See booty, rear, end, big..

Two Nails On A Board

1. This is used to describe a woman with no breasts. Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest. John: OMG! Did you jus..

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