Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Frisch's Lesbian

1. n.A normally straight woman who tends to exhibit certain lesbian qualities in the workplace. Even though she has a boyfriend, Janet is..

Tip-zip

1. The act of zipping your pants up in a hurry and accidentaly catching the tip of your penis in the teeth. Made famous by PC Productions,..

Zarn

1. too bad,can be used in a sad type of situation Katie:"Man,I forgot my book at home" Clint:"Zarn" See darn, damn, ..

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