Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Unnh

1. The sound you make when you are confused, shocked, happy, speechless, in awe. Person 1: "I paid $50 for these shoes." Person..

Phony Pony

1. Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail. "Cute hair." "Girl, that's just a phony pony." See fake, phony, ph..

On Punishment

1. When someone screws up and their parents find out and get angry and prohibit them from doing stuff. A teenager form of grounding. Marc..

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