Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Zizbot

1. A rough textured crotch area that tastes like vanilla almond Special K. He said I tasted like a zizbot. See tim, carissa, coco, alarm,..

Timenoid

1. A Timenoid is a "Clockwork Demon" or a "Clockwork Devil." A demon that looks humanoid on the outside, but has a cloc..

Char-broiled Sprinkles

1. 1: Placing your testicles over an open flame, such as a bunsen burner, and then shaking your nuts over someones face while they sleep. T..

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