Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

See textbook, meat, balls, testicles, dictionary

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1. someone who posts stuff that has nothing to do with anything anyone would know about except them. like... the "definition" of..

Ligglelicous

1. (Adjective) When something is too funny for a giggle but not funny enough for a laugh. "My dad is so ligglelicous" See laugh..

1. Legal age for fucking in the UK. 1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy. 2. Shit, now I c..

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