Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

See textbook, meat, balls, testicles, dictionary

The Turley Treatment

1. Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity. See Sexual I..

Evanese

1. The act of being gay. Evan is a evanese person. See queer, gay, homo, manlover, man-whore, fag, Evan Thomas..

Correct

1. To look physically good. To be in good shape. To not be saggin' or a big person. That shorty is looking mad correct. Check out Jaz..

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