Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Madonion

1. The better days of the now known Futuremark. Madonion was the best OMG MADONION!@#@#!!11 I was an onion. ONIONS UNITE!..

Yogzula

1. The act of lying ones scrotum over a sleeping under aged girls eye sockets and working up a sweat as you ejaculate long distance aiming ..

Spaghettification

1. Meaning: Being squeezed as tooth paste is from a tube. the spaghettification of the human race will occur when a black hole emerges nea..

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