Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Rhr

1. Acronym of Resting Heart Rate. Used in endurance sports mostly. Measured in beats per minute. Average male has an RHR of 70. See resti..

Laozidao

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Scark

1. To consume in a casual but hungry manner. Usually applied to something that is not eaten by itself. Well I'm umm, going to go sca..

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