Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

See textbook, meat, balls, testicles, dictionary

Ladyweiner

1. Self-explanatory; Midwestern idiom. That guy watches Gilmore Girls. What a ladyweiner. See pussy, dickless, tool, loser, limpdick..

Sidewars

1. Gay. Known from the world of hobowars. Is when the East, South, and West sides war against each other. Complaining about not winning sid..

Zerns

1. a more severe word for being "constapated" and having to shit excessively that mexican restaurant gave me the zerns. (Rub yo..

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