Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

See textbook, meat, balls, testicles, dictionary

Xylocarp

1. a hard, woody fruit that grows on trees 'x-y-l-o-c-a-r-p, xylocarp'-homeschooled freak girl in Mean Girls See fruit, tree, j..

Zuzamen

1. Arranged meeting between 2 or more people we should zuzamen later on.. See meeting, gathering, fun time, date, cult, rikesh..

Esric

1. es·ric verb 1. The act of losing one's wristwatch while fisting their boyfriend. 2. Sphincter rot. Greek esrikos,..

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