Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Zeesh

1. A very respectfull person, often very helpfull in fights, also has exceptionally large penis Call ZEESH Shit u gotta huuge Zeesh See..

Colon Splash

1. A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon..

Fat Bus

1. The vehicle which arrives in town on any hot summers day to collect and remove all of the fat and ugly women leaving the attractive ones..

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