Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Neophyte

1. someone new to something. Without much knowledge pertaining to a subject Stinkin neophyte stole my packages and didnt even know what t..

Pollacked

1. The act of splattering semen on a girl's face in the proper style of Jackson Pollack. I totally pollacked her face, man. See sex,..

Wednesday Face

1. "(day of the week here)" face refers to the look on ones face once they have arrived home from work on "X" day. It i..

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