Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Spiteful Fart

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Lesgasm

1. 1. The peak of sexual climax between two women, esp. lesbians. 2. The self-instigated sexual climax of a lesbian, as a result of direct..

Dufj

1. An acronym that stands for "Dressing up for Jesus". This refers to dressing/being forced to dress up all nice for church so th..

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