Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Gay Russian

1. A mixed drink consisting of Pepto-bismol and vodka. Last night I got hammered on gay russians, but at least I didn't get sick...

Zart

1. The male penis. See quief for relations. When and if a male penis genitaliareleases gas. A fartfrom the penis. Dood! Do you smell my Za..

Otay, Panky

1. Translated: "Okay, Spanky." A line from Little Rascals made famous by Gordon Lee, who played Spanky's kid brother, Porky..

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