Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

See textbook, meat, balls, testicles, dictionary

Brown-finned Marlin

1. Exactly the same as the white-finned dolphin, except executed by an individual with a brown ass. Darnell pulled off a classic brown-fin..

Slitan

1. A word mostly understood by people situated west in Norway, around Bergen. Used when you want to express your excitement over a new thi..

Laundry Biscuit

1. When one leaves remnants of food he digested in his draws. Yo dat fool left a laundry biscuit in da washer. See poop, shit, crap, skid..

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