Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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J Bone

1. synonymous to a joint i rolled a fat j bone and smoked it to the head See joint, trees, pot, blunt 2. An erect penis that has a dist..

Zip And Whip

1. The act of unzipping the pants and whipping out the male member. May be considered foreplay to the zip and flip. But generally done to p..

Dit-wad

1. Variant of dit wad A scatterbrained individual. Same as ditz with more emphasis. My cat is such a dit-wad. He falls in waterdish at lea..

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