Textbook My Meat

What is Textbook My Meat?

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

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Lopperhopper

1. A person that eats jet shits out of the ass of a huge whore. You pwn3d that fat bitch last night and ate her jetshits, nigga lopperhopp..

Ybor City

1. Downtown Tampa, Florida. The hot spot for hoochies, criminals, and stoners. The weapon of choice for assault seems to be the pocket knif..

Pig Slimmin'

1. when you try to lose weight so one day you starv yourself, but second day you eat like a pig, and that goes on and on... damn, i'm..

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