Textbook Pimp

What is Textbook Pimp?


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a male who derives all his female wooing steps by first congregating with fellow, natural pimps and experienced girls, before even sending a text, message, voicemail, date, etc.

guy1- Can you believe Danny boy scored a date with Charol? Shes FAR beyond his league..

guy2- Well, Danny has been hanging out with that preppy kid, Todd who gets all the ladies and i've heard he's referred to Todd before typing each, and every text message to her. Psh. obviously it doesn't come natural to this Textbook Pimp..

See pimp, player, playah, textbook, pizimp


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