Textbook Warrior

What is Textbook Warrior?

*Someone who claims knowledge in combat operations and/or combat tactics but has never been in a combat situation.

*Someone who only gets their tactical knowledge from a reference and not from actual experience.

*Also known as a REMF or POG

That guy teaching weapons qual is a real Textbook Warrior, he's never even been in the Military!

See remf, pog, wanna-be, wannabe, know-it-all

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