Textcrastinate

What is Textcrastinate?


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To delay/wait texting back someone who has sent you a text in order not to appear overly excited about the fact that they texted you. This is especially true when it is someone you are interested in.

I'm so excited....John just texted me! I am going to textcrastinate as long as possible before I reply.


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