What is Textcrastinate?
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To delay/wait texting back someone who has sent you a text in order not to appear overly excited about the fact that they texted you. This is especially true when it is someone you are interested in.
I'm so excited....John just texted me! I am going to textcrastinate as long as possible before I reply.
Random Words:
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To pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. Patton Oswalt) suspect President Bush of doing.
Patton ..
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thinking that because you are gay you are extremely hot
That boy posing at the bar has gaylusions of grandeur.
See delusions, attitude..
