Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Standing 8 Count

1. The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping ..

Vagilube

1. A color, similar to an off-pink or salmon. Also referring to a fictitious feminine hygiene product. "Problems with your snatch? No ..

Uggi

1. adj. - an alternative spelling to uggie Hey Sharon! *pfft* Uggi! See uggie, gross, disgusting, vile..

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