Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Nithering

1. Freezing, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Seems to be a Yorkshire term, not surprising, lots of words for cold up th..

5 Dollar Footlong

1. a really big penis, dick, cock... Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitc..

Quppa

1. quick cup of tea! Have you time for a quppa? See tea, quick, cup, chat, friend 1. quick cup of tea! Have you time for a quppa? See..

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