Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Bliznatch

1. anything that is used for a sexual term "Bliznatch is a funny word you used to describe her face." See sexy, funny, disgusti..

Nietzche

1. A retarded spelling of Nietzsche. Those who make this amusing etymollogical blunder will no doubt try to justify their ignorance by clai..

Jizzbox

1. A box of used condoms. Randy gayer than aids Peck, keeps a box of used comdoms in his closet, because he loves the smell of his own jiz..

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