Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Porteus

1. Rim job. To lick anusor taste and enjoy arse juice. Ben porteused Marty and he loved it...

Shots To The Face

1. usually comsuming shots of hard alcohol kinda relates to to the face but more towards to the dome Pj took tequilla shots to the face li..

Football Hair

1. A hairstyle associated largely with African-American men who play American football; essentially a mass of long, haphazardly-done braids..

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