Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Phome

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Zeno's Paradox

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Meal

1. noun describing a boy that is so metrosexual he misewell be gay, even tho he is not litterly. A meal is a boy that is obsessed with sing..

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