Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

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