Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Snalt

1. The salty snow-like substance that is whipped off the sea and looks like foam - often during storm surges. Small child: "What&apos..

Punits

1. Refers to the cottage cheese'd up tang lips of an older and ugly as fuck woman (or man) wi funbags that sweep the deck. Miss Scarl..

Obese Cank Of Slunt

1. Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank. Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt. See jibbles, obese, slunt, cank..

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