Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Dwarf Tossing

1. Tossing a dwarf for the entertainment of the tosser and/or the observers. Person 1: I love watching dwarf tossing. Person 2: You&apos..

Rabid Mammal Wax

1. (n) 1. The foam that dribbles from a rabid animal. (n) 2. A person who is considered awesome/is revered. (n) 3. A cola-flavored soft..

Pengu Water

1. A big mess of penguin sewage. Oh shit Waddles the toilets overflowing! *Drowns in pengu water* See penguin shit, sewage, crap, feces, ..

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