Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Scruffy Joe

1. An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe. Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make o..

Show Us Yer Wool

1. To demand of an attractive lady reveal her Pubic Hair/Vagina. Steve: Cor I'd love to smash her pasty Richard: Oi bitchshow us yer..

Mcnalogies

1. any analogy made by a fucking tool johns paper for his ethics class was full of mcnalogies See mcnalogies, tool, mcdonalds, corporate..

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