Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Emoliscious

1. an adjective that is describes hair that is contradictary in itself, meaning emo and delicious Why is your hair so emoliscious, Emo Joe..

Zyge

1. A synonym for sucks. It also can be spelled/pronounced Zag, but it is better to stick with the original. Dude, this food really zyges...

100% Beef

1. An adjective taken from the Dallagio/McDonalds advert. Is used as a term to describe something that is absolute quality. Extra special p..

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