Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Farkna

1. An inconspicuous alternative to saying "Fuckin' Ay" or "Fuckin' Eh." Pronounced (Fark-Nah) Person 1: ..

Hawk Sauced

1. To be glazed upon the lips from a well endowed man's penis. MAN O MAN!!! Zach's mom sure got HAWK SAUCED by Tom at that part..

Russian Mouthwash

1. Another term for "curb stomp", the act of forcing someone (usually unconcious, sometimes not) to bite down on a street curb, u..

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