Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Lololololololololololololololololol

1. You thought it was over, didn't you? John: Will you stop laughing already Gary? Gary: lololololololololololololololololol See lo..

Lipkin

1. A woman receiving oral sex while taking a shit, often requiring a special toilet. The opposite of a blumpkin. Thinking it would pay div..

Linkton

1. 1.)A person who is a homo. 2.)Everything and anything Ashton Kutcher is so gay he is such a Linkton Dude I think I busted in her, I c..

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