Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Uh-oh Spaghetti-o's

1. An exclamation made after the realization one has fucked up beyond repair. Dude, I just shot your mom! Uh-oh Spaghetti-oh's 2. (..

15 Cent Banana

1. Random saying from a guy who just got back from Florida. You: Hey, so, how was your weeked? Me: Ohh, it was pretty goo... Random guy:..

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1. A rose, made by punctuation marks. 1337. I wanted to send her a clear message without saying anything, so I txted her ())-%---- See tx..

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