Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Y-fronts

1. Male undergarment distinguised by a 'y' shaped penis-flap at the front, which allows easy access for BJs or golden showers. M..

Italian Inducement

1. Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman. My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little &quo..

Chavism

1. The movement pertaining to people of the Chav mentality. Characterised by unnecessarily foul language, Burberry caps, tracksuits and po..

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