Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Dcuk

1. Designer label-esque term for a duck, like FCUK. Did you see those ducks? Yeah, they were pathetic. Except for that yellow one. That ..

Blumpkin Cherry Pie

1. When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Benchstyle and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag. Dude I was givin th..

Person 1: Ohkay.

See oh, kay, ohkay, laurel, lam, understand, jocker, jock..

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