Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Ifissm

1. Abbreviation of If I Say So Myself. Sometimes spelled as IFISSMS, but myself is one word. That's pretty friggin' awesome, IFI..

Vag Defender

1. A reverse term for cock blocking Yesterday I was a total Vag Defender for Carla. Like James wouldn't stop trying to get in her pan..

Znut.

1. situation of whoredom, whereby colossal messes are being evoked; Used especially when rumpus surges through a small room or labratory. ..

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