Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Uselessful

1. Adj. Type of information carried around inside a man's head that he thinks is a mark of intelligence when in fact it is idiotic tr..

Uncronym

1. An abbreviation where the letters don't match what they are abbreviating. In the term Windows XP, XP is an uncronym as it actually..

Apostrophe-fuck

1. The blatant mis-use of the apostrophe in work related email messages or text message exchanges between regular acquaintances. "No ..

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