Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Nuck If Your Buck

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Orcgasm

1. The act of an Orc having an orgasm. The ejaculate itself is hot, black in color and sticky, often having the consistency of tar. Sam w..

Zenking

1. The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush o..

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