Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Ijeomk

1. stands for: I just ejaculated on my keyboard invented by a high school junior after a night of downloading porno "dude check out ..

Fig Roll

1. A fine biscuit to have with a nice cup of tea, with the added bonus that they contain all the figgy goodness you need for a healthy lowe..

Ka-medy!

1. Something you say when a joke is lame. "Get it? C'mon, Ka-Medy!" See lol, hah, comedy..

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