Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Ioi

1. An Indicator of Interest. Jargon used by a PUA. When he is talking to a girl, she will IOI him with subtle things, a trained eye can p..

Z Bomb

1. Slang term for xanax pills, popularized at Virginia Tech though origin unknown. Yo if I eat more than 10 z bombs I might be liable to r..

Homonymblivious

1. A person who cannot seem to use the correct homonym while texting, typing, etc. Common homonymblivious words: -two -too -to -your ..

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