Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Zoggy

1. Originating in the Encinitas, Southern CA region. a stein, a person with selfish characteristics, sometimes dishonest (1) What a zoggy..

One-handed Guitar Solo

1. Rigorous masturbation. Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboar..

Urinal Mop

1. A piece of clothing that hangs down and drags the floor while walking, untied shoe laces, baggy pants, to big for your ass trousers. ..

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