Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Tennessee Buttmud

1. really bad coffee This is the worst coffee I've ever tasted what is this Tennessee buttmud?..

Queef Ball Fight

1. A fight with queef balls. Women utilize their ability to have multiple orgasms in order to lob queef balls and queef nuggets alike at e..

I Laughed So Hard, I Choked On My Spit!

1. What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny Me- so, what did you think of my jokes? Shawn B.- I laughed so hard,..

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