Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Dicksausted

1. adj. - the dreaded stage of alcohol consumption where the cock cannot stand at attention; whiskey dick Its a shame Louis destroyed abou..

Poopshack

1. Where I put it in your sister! Hey dude I just gave it to your sister in the poopshack! 2. The anus of a human being. booty asspooper..

Ass And Graham Crackers

1. Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and redicul..

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