Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

The Russian Mitten

1. This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inser..

Yales

1. Boricuaslang for mujeres/women. Singular is yal. "Unos se preguntan que deben de hacer para motivar a las yales - guaya cintura,..

Obamaniacal

1. Suggestive of a zealous, almost unhealthy state of obsession with Barack Obama's presidential campaign; often fueled by the politic..

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