Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Quiff Rat

1. Someone who tries to embarrass another by telling on them when they quiff in public. Hey did you hear that? I heard a little quiff! as ..

Hearlucination

1. imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was ..

Umno

1. Along the lines of kthxbye. A quick and rude denial/rejection of whatever was asked or offered. Guy: hey what r u doin 2nite? wanna wat..

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