Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Quid Bro Quo

1. To look out for one's dudes in reciprocity. "Hey bro, have a beer!" "Thanks, dude! You can have sex with my comato..

Shit Shingle

1. Having anal sex with an unclean ass. Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "D..

Grape Dick

1. a small choad like shalong that is purple and has big vains sticking out of it. most occurs on people with mole legs craigs willy is gr..

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