Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Muthafukka

1. slang word, actually spelled m.o.t.h.e.r.f.u.c.k.e.r.; meaning 1.)a guy who has sexual intercourse with his "mutha" --> mo..

Assurmom

1. A retort. Mostly used by CJBojangles. CJBojangles: Bah! ASSURMOM!..

1. Obviously the best letter in the alphabet, also closely related to pandas. The definition of Q is so amazing that if you knew then your ..

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