Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Onh-onh-onh

1. Written transcription of stereotypical French laughter, as with popular French actor Maurice Chevalier. Sank heavan for leetul girls, o..

Duckin'

1. When one hides under a table in a Chinese restaurant in an attempt to avoid a bald black man. My girlfriends saw me hiding under a tabl..

Glasses Twat

1. A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles. Mum: "Ben..

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