Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

It's Gonna Eat My Lunch

1. Used when faced with a difficult challenge. Came from the common instance when a school yard bully would take lunch money from a smaller..

Vaseline Burrito

1. The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman. "Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?" ..

A.g.b.

1. After Grog Bog - The ritual trip to the toilet to take a shit the morning after a night of heavy drinking. Dude,I'm going for my A..

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