Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Excrementalism

1. 1. the metaphysical view that all of reality is composed of shit. 2. a recent religious movement that worships the Golgothan shit demon..

Kojak Radials

1. Refers to car tyres that are completely without tread or bald. Kojak was a popular TVcharacter from the 1970's played by the actor ..

Shakies

1. Used in place of shakin' usually as a question. Mostly used on the phone Tom; "Shakies?" Cat; "I'm dumpin you..

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