Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Kjiklop

1. An old, old, wooden ship. The kjiklop was used to transport motorcycles from Europe to Australasiain ancient times. Sir Roberto Salvato..

Uncea

1. Describes the pulsing sound associated with techno and house music. Ironically the scientific name of the snow leopard as well. uncea u..

Niff

1. Niff is a street name for poppers. also used for sniffs, pass me the niff mate ive only had 3 niffs See poppers, drugs, niffy, splif..

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