Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Extrement

1. The unexpected, extra piece of shit that comes out of your ass after you think you're done on the toilet. I thought I was done on ..

Drop A Doogan

1. to defecate a large mass of sheeit. i dropped a doogan on her mom's face, it was nasty. See tommy..

Tight Rolls

1. A type of roll applied to the legs of ones pants. Very popular in the 80's. Considered to be Retro. "Yeah remember back in ..

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