What is Texterect?
Receiving a text message that induces an erection.
Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?
Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.
Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...
See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner