Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Klepper

1. Beating up two grown men simultaneously while wearing a dress and wig. Dude, Brett kleppered the shit out of those drunk marks at the p..

Mgerk

1. A mgerk is a green salty penis just like a gherkin. One gets a mgerk after mguntying a macktree. Last nite i mguntyed a mactree so now ..

Me Wantee

1. It's an expression used when you desire something. It literally means "I Want (it)!" It also means: I accept, take, admit..

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