Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Zople

1. A hot midget whore who loves everything about men. Omg check out that Zople, she's licking Ryan again. See midget, sexy, girl, lu..

Polish The Turdspear

1. To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex. "Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the tur..

Kennewick

1. sweetest place EVER. Part of the Tri-Cities (also known as the Dry Shitties or Dry Schneeze) in South Eastern Washington. Wine and boat..

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