Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Nova Trail

1. The line of hair running up a man's stomach. Paul didn't like his Nova Trail, so he waxed it...

Zombaic

1. having to do with zombies. This graveyard is rather zombaic wouldn't you say? I have just as much zombaic potential as Jesus did...

Elephant Wank

1. The act of pushing your semi-hard penis between your legs and into your own arse, then repeatedly pulling it out and back in again until..

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