Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Meaty Chomp

1. Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat. Did yo..

Crotchbuster

1. A bicycle with no shocks and a really small seat. Joe: Ouch!! Larry: What is it? Joe: I hit a pothole and my crotchbuster here bashed..

Pellodouche

1. 1. a really hot girl whos also a douche bag 2. the most popular/bitchy person at school 1. guy 1: dude, i just broke up with greer ..

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