Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Paint The Pipe

1. masturbation Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe. See paint, pipe, masturbation, punch the clown..

Qwank

1. A quick wank. That is my definition and it doesnt have to be 20 letters you turd. Hmm. I fancy a quank. 2. me mam said it by acciden..

Ragfag

1. a term that refers to a gay man or tubby little hermaphrodite wearing a turban -Hey, is that Osama Bin Laden on TV? -Nah, I'm wat..

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