Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Tom-bate

1. Somebody who whore's they're way through they're ex girlfriend or boyfriends close friends in an attempt to do 3 things. ..

Jurnsed

1. To not receive everything you ordered from a drive-thru restaurant Jimmy got jurnsed last night man, they didnt give him his burger or ..

Moff

1. The vagina of a Muppet. Moist and delicious. Miss Piggy's moff was sopping with delight, ready for Kermie's green penetrator...

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