Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

100 Meter Dash

1. A very fast and furious masturbation session. I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school...

Marcilyn

1. Someone is is very beautiful and sexy. Someone who has a nice bootyand tits Someone every guy wants to date or lay Someone unforgetta..

Poor Bastard Chair

1. A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or g..

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