Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Urban Whitefish

1. Used condom (orig. the New York City Sanitation Department) I found some urban whitefish on the boardwalk at Coney Island...

Hoticulating

1. Speaking words of ho-ish meaning. Rose: You guys wanna go to my house Guys: Stop hoticulating rose. See ho, whore, rose, is, one..

Gwarifriend

1. a girlfriend that you gwar to. Zach-there's robert with his gwarifriend Oscar-i gwar to that six times to sunday and god even let..

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