Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Fucknoid

1. Alternate to Fuckhead. Used as an insult to a person or persons. Having both the qualities of a Fuckead, (or Fucktard) and a hemorrho..

Meghehaw

1. The girl Carrie's best friend. Meghehaw is the shitttt! Everyone loves this chick. She is real and awesome to hang out with . You&a..

Year Paste

1. Stealing a years worth of sample tooth-paste from work or from free-sample stations in the mall. Year Paste also can serve as a stocking..

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