Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Assphoon

1. The results of a particularly bad case of indigestion. Its trademark is having both rain (diarrhea) and wind (gas). After eating Chines..

Hobody

1. like a ho "maaaan,thats some ho-body shit" I cant believe no one heard of this til now. lets popularize it. See eric 2. a..

Booty Fungus

1. The crust that develops around the anus from not wiping correctly. When billy mooned us, everyone laughed at all the booty fungus he ha..

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