Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Zhuge Liang

1. Zhuge Liang (Kongming) Born 181 AD - Died 234 AD 53 Years Place of Birth - Yangdu, Langye Zhuge Liang was a Taoist scholar, also kno..

Monk-monk

1. Slang for vagina DAYUM, Christie needs to shave that monk-monk! See vagina, cooter, coochie, vag, vajay 2. country term for a girl&a..

Zuff

1. The sound that a zero makes going through life (zuffff....) Did you see those zuffs smoking weed down by the bridge? See loser, townie..

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