Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Sanity Wipe

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De Pinga

1. A universal descriptor in Cuban, Caribbean, and some South American Spanish, usually expressing positivity, awe, amazement, and apprecia..

Fleadh

1. An Irish party, like a céilldhi with Irish dancing and music, but with more emphasis on the music. Also a Cork saying for someone whose..

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