Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Fhook

1. Shortened for "f##king hook" use with "off the". That thing is off the Fhook! See hook, fbomb, exclamation, wow, s..

Eyeginity

1. Eyeginity stems from the ancient Latin word "oculusforsexus" and is the first moment in a persons life when he or she locks ey..

Impaling The Morals Of A Minor

1. A punon the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more seriouscrime of statutory rape. That mofowa..

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