Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Fiber Attack

1. An urgent and somewhat surprising evacuation of the bowels. Those frosted mini wheats sure gave me one hell of a fiber attack. See sha..

[stoneface]

1. A game where I can get my dick wet. Ross and Nick got kicked out of Loomis for playing stonefacewith Kate. See blowjob, sex, head, ora..

Nardoo

1. A linked item used that is superior to all other linked items. Mukkis: woot! Cloth Pants! Prevost: Nardoo...

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