Texterect

What is Texterect?

Receiving a text message that induces an erection.

Dude 1: Oi! Whats with you pitching a tent all of a sudden?

Dude 2: I just got texterected by this hottie...peep this.

Dude 1: Wow, that's kinky...I'll be back in a few...

See erection, erectifying, stiffy, boner

Morning Goodness

1. A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day. Chris had a good long dose ..

Re-coil

1. To be gay beyond all belief "Man your so Re-Coil"..

Monkeybitten

1. Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. ..

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