What is Textesess?
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A texting conversation that leads to a sexual relationship, or more accuratley - a booty call. (Instead of breastesess.... textesess)
"hey harry, did you get any textesess tonight?"
"nope, looks like i'll be spending tonight alone."
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This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.
Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
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That movement created when humping a live pie.
"Oohh look that guy is plaberifically humpng that pie.
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