Textgasm

What is Textgasm?


1.

The look of euphoria and ecstasy while texting.

Holy shit, man! John just had his sixth textgasm of the night!

See text, orgasm, texting, cell phone, sex

2.

The act of ultimate arousal when an overload of texts makes your phone vibrate until you reach the point of orgasm (usually female)

My boo just send me another 25 texts. I think he was trying to give me another textgasm. Maybe next time I'll keep it in my shirt pocket.

See text, texting, orgasm, vibrate, vibration, phone

3.

The act of Having an Orgasm Via Text

TextGasm "oh baby don't stop, don't stop.. Oh...shit...oh...shit..mmmm...."

See text, orgasm, sexting, phone sex

4.

An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.

Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.

Phone: DING DING

Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.

See textgasm, orgasm, mms, pre, gasm


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