Texticals

What is Texticals?

The suggested size of someone's penis, usually mentioned in IMs.

"lol, he's such a dork, but he's got huge texticals"

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Up Helly Aa

1. The abiding influence of the Vikings, who arrived in Shetland just over 1000 years ago, is celebrated on the last Tuesday of January eve..

Sacktease

1. The object of a sack's desire. Cruelly teases the sacks of others until they succumb to blue ballsand/or vasocongestion. I'm ..

Zazis

1. Nazi Zombies. And yes in that order, such that the zombie becomes a nazi AFTER he became a zombie. Oh and you can't get past level ..

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