What is Texticide?
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death by idiotic preoccupation with texting
To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am SO going to die!" Texticide might be preceded by texts like "Seriously, I am just about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, doood, Im like totally wrkng rite now. Nah, ths chemical plants run thmslvs." "o shit! gotta go. ttyl!!!"
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is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.
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The coolest bloke in the whole fucking world.
You look hot, some may say "hairsphincter-esque".
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a flaming homo
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