Texticles Edit Meaning

1.

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.

Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.

Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.

See text, lance, blake, vanessa, balls

2.

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages

"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"

See texting, text, weak, pussy, coward

3.

What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.

Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.

New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.

D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1

NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.

D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!

Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.

D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.

See delusions of grandeur, text cohones, keyboard jockey

4.

When a guy only texts you, and doesn't talk to you in person, he doesn't have real testicles. He has texticles.

He doesn't have the balls to talk to me! He's just got texticles.

See balls, text, testicles, texting, nuts, testes, ballsack, nads, gonads

5.

A man having the ability to only say what he feels over texting, not in person.

He wouldn't tell me what was wrong until he grew some texticles & sent me a message after he left.

See textrovert, textosterone, texting, introvert, text

6.

texts

(anything having to do with texts)

I think I should check my texticles in a few minutes.

See text, phone, texticle, free, inbox

7.

When someone is a big computer nerd, but they have some balls to do other things and are a bit fearless than just type and do computer-related thing.

Can also be reffered as a Hacker.

"Jimmy has some Texticles man, last week he shoplifted Asda"

See texticles, nerd, balls, steel, fearless