What is Textile Dysfunction?
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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
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Random Words:
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The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
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"for sure, without a doubt"
"better believe it!"
my man Denis has a lumpy head, fo shizza!
Eoin is a funky lookin..
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Used to say that someone is bad with women.. i.e u see them in a club trying to pull hours later u see them walkin down the road kicking..
