What is Textile Dysfunction?
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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
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Random Words:
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The onion bridge is the space between a mans anus and the beginning of his scrotum.
Ouch! These underpants really chafe my onion bridge..
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A group of people at Otakon of 2006 wearing t-shirts with a black man with an afro on them saying "pools closed tour '06"..
