Textile Dysfunction

What is Textile Dysfunction?

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

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Kadoonk

1. The sound your car tires make when you drive quickly over road reflectors The kids fell asleep to the gentle kadoonk as we drove home....

Hoitey Toitey

1. Defines an average person, purchasing or owning something that is above them. Instead of buying "Wonder Bread" in the bag, so..

I Smell Ya

1. to hear someone like i hear you Scotty called Charles and after Charles told him where the party was Scotty said i smell ya See hear, ..

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