Textile Dysfunction

What is Textile Dysfunction?

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

See text, dysfunction, word, mispelling, oops

Lickamuhnuh

1. lick my nuts "Lickamuhnuh shluh" "Ahhhhhhh, lickamuhnuh!"..

Unicorn Master

1. Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to ..

W00tation

1. the action of throwing a bottle cap at a fish and then it immediately exploding and killing everybody in a 20 foot radius "that w0..

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