Textile Dysfunction

What is Textile Dysfunction?


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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

See text, dysfunction, word, mispelling, oops


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