What is Textile Dysfunction?
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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
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Random Words:
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To be employed in the automotive / diesel industry.
"Back when I was turnin' wrenches, I worked with this guy who drank Coors..