Textile Dysfunction

What is Textile Dysfunction?

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

See text, dysfunction, word, mispelling, oops

Floss Hog

1. A mix of boss, or boss hog and floss or flossin mean that something is off da charts awesome, like the boss of awesomeness. Dude1: DUUU..

Bockenstedt

1. It’s the hardened piece of feces that has trouble coming out of your anus after a few days of constipation. Finally got that bockensted..

Zomgmo

1. used as an exclamation to make fun of people that use ZOMG to make fun of the people that use OMG a lot. user 1: OMG did you see that? ..

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