What is Textile Dysfunction?
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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
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When you procrastinate so long that you cannot complete the task by the deadline.
Jon overcrastinated on his report so now it's go..