What is Textile Dysfunction?
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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
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Messed up; fucked all the way up!
This class is so Yanky-Doodle..
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A mythical beast said in acient legends to have developed a globe shaped foot. It eats sheep
"Globe foot took half me heard last n..