Textile Dysfunction

What is Textile Dysfunction?

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

See text, dysfunction, word, mispelling, oops

Quienic

1. 1. To be under stress (slang) 2. To be chained to a cypress tree 1. I am under so much Quienic. 2. HE FRIGGIN' QUIENICED ME!..

Jamaican Jumanji

1. This is a sexual act that involves two guys double-teaming one girl. One guy is getting oral while standing and the other is penetrating..

Uncle Scrooged

1. To be screwed beyond royal proportions. That Asshole spawn killed me. I got Uncle Scrooged!!! See scrooge, scrooged, uncle, uncle scr..

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