What is Textile Dysfunction?
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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
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Random Words:
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-sitting on your ass
-crackin so many jokes about someone that you have to stop talk about that person every other week.
-randomly mak..
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Newbie to an unbelievable extent.
OMG Chris these dumbasses are nubolicous!..