What is Textile Dysfunction?
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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
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Random Words:
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Mostly referring to a new kisser, someone who hasn't kissed before and someone who hasn't kissed a lot.
a newbie at kissing
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Extremely pleasing to the eye.
Very desirable and attractive.
Good enough to eat.
Usually but not always female.
from the noun Ki..