What is Textile Dysfunction?
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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
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(adjective)
To be extremely excited/interested at/in something. So much so that one's face cannot hide a happy, joyous or excited ..
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When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.
We were doing sho..
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Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.
Hey your son can&ap..