Textile Dysfunction

What is Textile Dysfunction?


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When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

See text, dysfunction, word, mispelling, oops


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Random Words:

1. n. a master of boinking (see boink) you're such a boinkmaster! two girls in one night?..
1. the word that will soon overtake surfing the web "hey dude, i found some funny vids while i was eWalking!" See ewalk, intern..
1. your asshole i'm going to fuck u up the two spot and then make u lick it off... bitch!..