Textile Dysfunction

What is Textile Dysfunction?

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

See text, dysfunction, word, mispelling, oops

Aifric

1. dopey. tendency to score numerous boys in the space of five minutes and spread syphillus. has nice hair. has strange fetish for dicklins..

Jonesin'

1. Having a withdrawal, or craving for something, an addiction. Can be drug related. Dude my computer hasnt worked in 2 weeks im jonesin&a..

Unidexter

1. A person with one leg. As used by Peter Cook in his 'One-legged Tarzan" sketch on "Not only ... But Also" in 1971 ..

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