Textile Dysfunction

What is Textile Dysfunction?

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

See text, dysfunction, word, mispelling, oops

Epitomeh

1. Pronunciation: i-ˈpi-tə-məh Typical or Ideal Example of not giving a F***. I don't like The "Twilight" books, but I don..

Peely Wally

1. (Scots) Not looking well. Looking unhealthy; under the weather. He looks a bit peely wally. See ill, scots, unhealthy, under, weather ..

Vamoo

1. when someone takes a shit in the dorm showers after getting extremely drunk. cleaning lady: someone must have vamooed in the showers la..

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