What is Textimate?
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The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?
Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
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the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.
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A large breasted woman who can wipe her ass with her own hooters
Cindy knocked me over with her unfun bags
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One of the most respected Americans of the twentieth century.
Thurgood Marshall is making fun of Rehnquist again...
