What is Textimate?
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The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?
Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
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When you sniff your toilet paper after you wipe your butt.
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