What is Texting Newb?
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A person who has recently gotten a cell phone or an unlimited texting plan and starts texting everyone in their phonebook. They also participate in every texting chain mail sent to them, thus irritating everyone in their phone book. Can be found texting 24/7. They also advertise this upgrade on
"Omg! I just got a phone with unlimited texting! ::then proceeds to text entire phonebook::
(myspace status) Yo guyz, jus got ma nuw fone!! Txt it up! 5555555555
Friend 1: stop forwarding me chain mail!
Friend 2: omg your such a texting newb
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