Texting Off

What is Texting Off?

to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am

X: This guy just texted me. He wants to meet me later for sloppy seconds after he brings his girlfriend home.

B: What is he in the bathroom texting off?

See jack off, jerk off, texting, text, drunk dial, booty call

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