What is Textipation?
1.
When you have something embarrassing, saddening, hurtful, and/or compromising typed up to text someone and you just can't send it.
guy#1: I tried to break up with my girlfriend with a text and I just couldn't send the text.
guy#2: Sounds to me like you've got a bad case of textipation.
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2.
The condition of having too many text messages locked or saved on one's cell phone, keeping the memory capacity maxed out at 90% or greater at all times.
My cell phone has textipation from locking all of my boyfriends messages, I'm going to have to get a new phone or start deleting them.
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3.
When a text on your cell phone won't go throw, as in becoming constipated.
"Why didn't you reply to my message last night?"
-- My phone had textipation last night, sorry.
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