Textitution

What is Textitution?

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.

Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?

wife : CSI

husband : OK ,BFF

wife: BFF

See telephone, boring, conversation, lazy, communicate

Vintaged

1. The state an alcoholic beverage attains after it has been left out for a period of time, probably at a party. "That red wine has b..

Turka

1. A penis A Nicaraguan word Chupame mi turka, puta susia. 2. the act of masterbating wildly, also know as turka turka hey dude ill ca..

You-a Culpa

1. To shift blame while apologizing for someone else’s mistakes. "I was impressed by Michael Brown's willingness to accept respo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Textitution Edit Meaning