Textitution

What is Textitution?


1.

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.

Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?

wife : CSI

husband : OK ,BFF

wife: BFF

See telephone, boring, conversation, lazy, communicate


67

Random Words:

1. A group of friends (all male) who compete to see who is the most gay, usually by grabbing each others asses, putting arms around each ot..
1. The best soccer team in Honduras. As their theme song says, they are the champions, and are supirior. Sponsored by the beer Salva Vida a..
1. No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t..