Textitution

What is Textitution?

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.

Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?

wife : CSI

husband : OK ,BFF

wife: BFF

See telephone, boring, conversation, lazy, communicate

Qweez

1. Someone who does something stupid that results in laughter is a qweez Joey fell off his chair Nicole: "haha your such a qweez&quo..

Zenger

1. a semi-cool kid who thinks he's the shit I met this kid named Zenger at this weird hotel...and we once wrote a porno. See i dont ..

Vaga-stab

1. When you stab someone in the vagina. Similar to cunt punch. The bitch wouldn't suck my shit so i gave her a vaga-stab. See vagina..

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