What is Textitution?
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The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.
Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.
husband : whats on tv?
wife : CSI
husband : OK ,BFF
wife: BFF
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