Textitution

What is Textitution?

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.

Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?

wife : CSI

husband : OK ,BFF

wife: BFF

See telephone, boring, conversation, lazy, communicate

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