Textitution

What is Textitution?

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.

Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?

wife : CSI

husband : OK ,BFF

wife: BFF

See telephone, boring, conversation, lazy, communicate

Prehistoric

1. a slang term used to describe an obvious lesbian. She is described as prehistoric because she is a direct descendant of a "Lick-alo..

Fanny 4 Flaps

1. when a thong is so tight it looks like there is 4 flaps- fanny 4 flaps she was dam good looking but she had a fanny 4 flaps..

Nut Belly

1. What a woman has when she is prego. I hit that a few months back, I heard she's got the nut belly, guess Im gonna need a blood tes..

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