Textitution

What is Textitution?

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.

Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?

wife : CSI

husband : OK ,BFF

wife: BFF

See telephone, boring, conversation, lazy, communicate

Vagomach

1. The part of the abdomen that pooches out over the vaginal area after a woman has experienced childbirth. (See also "peter belly&quo..

Jabez

1. Horrible looking ginger kid with know friends. Oi, jabez, whats up with that ginger hair you coon! See ginger, coon, jabez, twat, boy..

Alout

1. (adverb): means a little. (verb): alouted. means that you used the word alout. (adverb): David Wozniki is cool...Alout. (Verb): haha ..

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