Textitution

What is Textitution?

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.

Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?

wife : CSI

husband : OK ,BFF

wife: BFF

See telephone, boring, conversation, lazy, communicate

Release The Bees.

1. To throw up violently. Dinner was fine untill Edward had to much to drink and released a swarm of bees...

Zzaped

1. The act of ignoring your children to play on the internet. Man Steve Zweig really zzaped his kids this weekend. See neglect..

6 Ps

1. Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance or Prior Preparations Prevents Piss Poor Performance more... Proper Planning/Preparati..

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