What is Textlationship?
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When someome only has a relationship with someone via text messages. Usually they have to bust out their cell phone to recap a conversation or any event involving the person.
"...oh wait. Where's my cellphone. I need my cellphone to tell this story about my friend."
"Must be another textlationship."
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When you give the woman a cream pie, then they blow a pussy fart but it's a slow leaking pussy fart and the pussy gargles the cum.
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A shorter version of hairy pie muncher. A Lesbian.
What yourself with that one, she's a pie muncher...