What is Textlationshit?
1.
n. only talking to your significant other via facebook/myspace/texting or other forms of technology. it sucks a lot and will never last.
girl: i can't stand this textlationshit, he won't say anything to my face!
See
Random Words:
1.
Another term for a cock slap
I gave my girl a hoagie slap as part of foreplay.
2.
The male act of hitting another with one's gen..
1.
to have sex with trees
john, who is a dendraphiliac, had sex with a knotty pine
See trees, tree hugger, dendraphiliac, dendraphiliac..
