Textless Syndrome

What is Textless Syndrome?


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When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.

Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.

Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome

2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.

See text, less, syndrome, restless, txt


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