What is Textless Syndrome?
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When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.
Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.
Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome
2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.
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Random Words:
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to masturbate one's self in private
Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest
See Maddog
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To have a wank.
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When Heathah blinds her boss on an email sent to me about not being able to vote and it really upset me because she was not jurisdicted
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to add "ed" at the end of someones named to imply that they are acting like or becoming someone,or that they have been pranked..
