What is Textless Syndrome?
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When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.
Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.
Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome
2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.
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Random Words:
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It is two pizzas. Useful for assuaging angry roommates.
"I got you the joey special, TWO pizzas!"
See pizza, roommate, assu..