Textlexia

What is Textlexia?


1.

1: The accidental use of "text language" when writing manually, or composing a formal e-mail

2: the inability to spell words correctly when first learning to use T9 predictive text or other predictive texting modes.

Definition One:

Doctor to patient:

Dear patient,

Just a friendly remindr. Please be sure 2 take 50mg of the medication I prescribed to you w/ plenty of water.

Sincerely, Doc

Definition Two:

Sender: "Hi, how's evrythg going?"

Reciever: "What's 'evrythg' mean?"

Sender: "Sorry, I have a mild case of textlexia."

See texting, text, t9, textlexia

2.

An inability to compose an interpretable text message due to outside pressures or emotional constraints.

"Man, sorry about that. My textlexia's flared up "

See dyslexia, bemused, confused, flummoxed

3.

A person who has severe trouble remembering other people's names and is a terrible speller when texting. Similar to Dyslexia.

John:(texting) "hey whats up?"

Larry:(also texting) "nb Mike. hgt?

John: "you must have textlexia."

See dyslexia, texting, people, spelling, names


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