Textmassage

What is Textmassage?

Noun: A person places a cell phone between their legs, sets it to vibrate, and hopes he/she is not texted by his/her mother.

That textmassage was so thrilling I almost ruined my iPhone.

See sex, text, massage, future

Fuckslut

1. A slut that is more then a slut, a real whore. oh man, what a fuckslut! See whore, slut, skank, bitch, cocksucker, Dr Phil 2. i. a s..

El Fudge Cookies

1. sticking a cookie up someones ass he likes el fudge cookies 2. sticking a huge cookie up someones ass crack she loves el fudge cooki..

Xoob

1. A person who sucks at a game on x box live and gets lucky a lot. Wow I had a 6 kill streak until some xoob got lucky and shot me with a..

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