Textmassage

What is Textmassage?

Noun: A person places a cell phone between their legs, sets it to vibrate, and hopes he/she is not texted by his/her mother.

That textmassage was so thrilling I almost ruined my iPhone.

See sex, text, massage, future

Tofucked

1. vegetarian for fucked-up those nasty veggie burgers are tofucked See tofu, fucked, tofawesome, vegetarian, craptastic..

[staycation}

1. going on a vacation to a buddy's house and end up staying on their couch for an extended period of time "who's that new ..

Sproog

1. it dont mean a thing The presidents speech was just sproog! See lame, fluff, empty, babble, meaningless..

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