Textmassage

What is Textmassage?

Noun: A person places a cell phone between their legs, sets it to vibrate, and hopes he/she is not texted by his/her mother.

That textmassage was so thrilling I almost ruined my iPhone.

See sex, text, massage, future

Ez Jackster

1. 1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created. 2) The root of all evil. Didja get the latest Sir Paid..

Oakster

1. A Glaswegian term meaning under arm. wow I've got really sweaty oaksters today! See underarm, pits, armpits, sweaty, glasgow..

Quadskank

1. An attractive, college-aged woman tanning herself on the quadrangle of a predominantly male college campus, oftentimes wearing a bikini...

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