Textmassage

What is Textmassage?

Noun: A person places a cell phone between their legs, sets it to vibrate, and hopes he/she is not texted by his/her mother.

That textmassage was so thrilling I almost ruined my iPhone.

See sex, text, massage, future

Pennied

1. pennied When somebody tries to buy or sell stock ahead of you by a 1 penny increment. I just pennied the block order with my 100 shares..

Jiffy Bag

1. a padded envelope in which all kinds of objects can be placed and posted without fear of breaking I put my crack in the jiffy bag and m..

Zonger-fucked

1. Another word for high as fuck. Man, We got Zonger-fucked last night i had know idea where i was...

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