Textmassage

What is Textmassage?

Noun: A person places a cell phone between their legs, sets it to vibrate, and hopes he/she is not texted by his/her mother.

That textmassage was so thrilling I almost ruined my iPhone.

See sex, text, massage, future

Uncle Sal

1. Shifty eyed middle-aged man fond of stalking, exposing himself to, and ultimitely sodomizing adolescent youth met in online forums. Lit..

Computer Without A Condom

1. When you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls. Peter: I ran my computer without..

Zunicorn

1. When a zebra fucks a unicorn nick: did you see that zunicorn? Sergio: yea!!! fkn radtastic dude See zebra, unicorn, fucked, sex, zuni..

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