Textmassage

What is Textmassage?

Noun: A person places a cell phone between their legs, sets it to vibrate, and hopes he/she is not texted by his/her mother.

That textmassage was so thrilling I almost ruined my iPhone.

See sex, text, massage, future

Presser

1. short for press conference Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?" TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the..

Jewdacious

1. adj: being Jew-like, greedy, etc or the awesome badass form (jew + tenacious) Did you just take a quarter out of my pocket you jewdaci..

Platonova

1. There is no definiton to describe this alluring being. It is GOD She was like a Platonova...only my wildest fantasies could capture suc..

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