What is Textmaster General?
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A person who is clearly observed to be the queen (or king) of texting and while also being in full denial of said texting habits.
Sarah, the Textmaster General, completely missed her bustop because she was involved with her phone and she would become angry about the reasons why later on if you bugged her about it.
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