Textmestic

What is Textmestic?

When you're engaged in a domestictype argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

See domestic, argument, text, fight, textstraining order

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