Textmonkey

What is Textmonkey?

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.

Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!

See cells, phones, blackberry, texting, messages

Boy Treasure

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Vagina Shelf

1. The gap that forms between a standing woman's thighs, all the way up to her vagina, when she is anorexicand her pants are tight eno..

Cutty Gummy Bear

1. cutty gummy bear is a soft hairy vagina eww man he's been gettin that cutty gummy bear from. See soft, hairy, pussy, bush, vag..

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