Textmonkey

What is Textmonkey?

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.

Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!

See cells, phones, blackberry, texting, messages

Roflwew

1. rolling on the floor laughing while eating waffles Guy1:Man these waffles are mad good Guy2: ROFL. are u ROFLWEW? Guy1: Naw im totall..

Googlewhacking

1. Two words, that google searches for and comes up with only one result. No punctuation allowed. "Squirelling Dirvishes" 2. ..

I Will Stab You In The Face, Repeatedly

1. A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap "if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repe..

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