Textmonkey

What is Textmonkey?

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.

Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!

See cells, phones, blackberry, texting, messages

Heefer

1. A large cow or a big nasty bitch. Damn, Check that ho Candy yo! That bitch is a heefer! See fat, large, biggin, obese, huge..

Joshicus

1. (n.) Used in place of swear words. You Joshicus-head! Jesus! That smells like Joshicus! See shit, ass, poo, crap, bitch, whore, slut..

Poodank

1. Some shit left over dangling from the asshole. "Wanna touch my poodank?" See poo, poodank, poopoo, dangle, shit..

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