Textmonkey

What is Textmonkey?

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.

Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!

See cells, phones, blackberry, texting, messages

Gatormeister

1. A delicious combination on Yagermeister and Gatorade (dillon and clifton) "dude i heard there was mass gatormeister at the party. ..

Issue 1

1. The end of your rights as you know it; complete bullshit. Issue one takes your rights away like a dirty pirate named sanchez..

Helmuting

1. Putting your head into someones anus. (usually homosexual) Those guys are helmuting each other. See anal, head, lube, stretching, but..

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