Textnosis

What is Textnosis?

Hypnosis caused by receiving text messages from someone because the SMS message server sends them out of order.

Last night I was in textnosis when I congratulated Happy New Year to this girl, and her responses came out of order because the servers were jammed.

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Juck-flup

1. one whose grammar is afffected by the consuption of Marijuana Shuck the fup ut, Juck-flup!..

Vagina Windtunnel

1. This is when a woman qweefs and your hair flies back. Does my hair look good? Because that woman gave me a powerful vagina windtunnel!!..

Opfor

1. Military term for Opposing Force during a combat simulations and war game scenarios. EX: The opfor is approximately 300 meters from you..

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