Textnosis

What is Textnosis?

Hypnosis caused by receiving text messages from someone because the SMS message server sends them out of order.

Last night I was in textnosis when I congratulated Happy New Year to this girl, and her responses came out of order because the servers were jammed.

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Gooch

1. Gooch, A.K.A. "grundle" is the area that attaches ones sac to ones ass-hole. When i play sports, i have to powder my gooch to..

Fappoff

1. when two people fap for competiton James and shane had a friendly fappoff See faptastic, fapworthy..

Chewin'-in-half

1. When your unneutered, male, pit bull reaches 2 1/2 and starts chewin'-in-half every other adult male dog he finds. Bandit was the ..

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