Textnosis

What is Textnosis?

Hypnosis caused by receiving text messages from someone because the SMS message server sends them out of order.

Last night I was in textnosis when I congratulated Happy New Year to this girl, and her responses came out of order because the servers were jammed.

See text, sms, hypnosis

One-man Blumpkin

1. to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce "Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-m..

Goldipoo

1. a dog that is a cross breed between a miniature poodle or a standard poodle and a black or yellow lab. also see goldendoodle "wha..

Chumpass

1. Highest possible rating of a chump. Higher than both chump and chumpo. sirNathe is a chumpass See chump, chumpass, chumpo..

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