What is Textnosis?
1.
Hypnosis caused by receiving text messages from someone because the SMS message server sends them out of order.
Last night I was in textnosis when I congratulated Happy New Year to this girl, and her responses came out of order because the servers were jammed.
See
Random Words:
1.
A very large/wide dick. As round as a Victoria's Secret Body Double Mist bottle.
Damn, his Victorias Secret bottle really made me ..
1.
A Vodka Soda with ice.
What would you like with your supper? I'll have a Karl Malden.
2.
A variation on the classic "mooni..