Text-n-twitch

What is Text-n-twitch?

Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.

You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'

See texting, swerving, wrecking, failing

Geesing

1. The act of force feeding some bitch man juice until her liver become bloated and tasty. Posh food. I geesed her rotton I'll keep ..

Peniseater

1. 1.) One who eats another's penis. 2.) A worthless son of a bitch who is unworthy even to to lick the crusty shit from a monkey&apo..

Kiodm

1. my very stupid typo for LOL Person 1- Today I just crapped in my yard on a squirrel. Person 2- KIODM Person 1- WHAT THE FRIK WAS THAT..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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