What is Text-n-twitch?
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Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.
You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...
'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'
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verb; to intentionally mislead someone for humourous purposes
"you totally Kelly Ripa'd me!"
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When your retarded friend takes an incredibly long period of time to get something.
Bob: "You need to sit on that."
Billy: &..
