Text-n-twitch

What is Text-n-twitch?


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Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.

You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'

See texting, swerving, wrecking, failing


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