Text-n-twitch

What is Text-n-twitch?

Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.

You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'

See texting, swerving, wrecking, failing

Backdoor Blowtorch

1. lighting your farts on fire. I'm gonna be able to light a huge backdoor blowtorch since I ate all those beans. See fart, toot, sh..

Lez Pez

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Zonedguy

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All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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