Textochondria

What is Textochondria?


1.

The sudden feeling of having received an SMS/MMS text message despite the fact that you are not carrying a mobile phone. May be accompanied by a certainty of "hearing" your message tone and/or "feeling" your phone vibrate. Usually followed by confused searching of your pockets.

"Im sure i just heard my text tone"

"Dude, you left your phone in the car"

"Damn textochondria!"

See text, mobile phone, cell phone, sms, mms


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