What is Textochondria?
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The sudden feeling of having received an SMS/MMS text message despite the fact that you are not carrying a mobile phone. May be accompanied by a certainty of "hearing" your message tone and/or "feeling" your phone vibrate. Usually followed by confused searching of your pockets.
"Im sure i just heard my text tone"
"Dude, you left your phone in the car"
"Damn textochondria!"
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(pronounce: aaawww the wise kiko). European (Dutch?) street slang, meaning "the guy who knows it all".
Most probably the word..
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adj. An e-mail without the referenced attachment.
Dude, that e-mail was attachless. You mind sending me the file next time?..
