Textolepsy

What is Textolepsy?

The condition that results in failure to stay awake during late night text conversations.

Guy 1: I was texting her last night, but she never responded.

Guy 2: Yeah, her textolepsy probably kicked in.

See narcolepsy, texting, disappointment, anxiety

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