Textolepsy

What is Textolepsy?

The condition that results in failure to stay awake during late night text conversations.

Guy 1: I was texting her last night, but she never responded.

Guy 2: Yeah, her textolepsy probably kicked in.

See narcolepsy, texting, disappointment, anxiety

Johny

1. English Slang: A Condom I put on a johny before I screwed that gross bitch. 2. another name for money .. As in Johny Cash .. used b..

Luscious Peach

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Gesundheist

1. A successful act of sneeze-theft, carried out by distracting someone who is about to sneeze from doing so Mister A: Aa-aaa... Mister B..

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