Textonese

What is Textonese?

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

See text speak, texting, textonics

Ziddi Van Der Zee

1. A racial statement directed towards elderly Dutch folk. "Oi, ziddi van der zee!" "You racist little fool!"..

-brethane

1. The second part of any hyphenated word relating to the smell of someone's breath after eating Whatever... That bacon and onion piz..

Glitter File

1. A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that ma..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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