Textonese

What is Textonese?

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

See text speak, texting, textonics

Cabid

1. A towny way to express that one cannot be bothered. See cant be arsed "Hey man wanna hook up a shatpang revision sesh?" &quo..

Alorn

1. A person who is extremly good at giving oral sex while brushing their teeth. Most cases involving two females. That bitch is so good at..

Melva

1. Melva is a name for a worthless mother. For most of her children's upbringing she can be heard yelling and complaining about her sh..

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