Textonese

What is Textonese?

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

See text speak, texting, textonics

Thizzlete

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Utensive

1. A meal where a considerable volume of tableware (utensiles) is used (intensively), most often to impress and confound guests. Geez, the..

Megapoots

1. Measurement of the intensity of a fart. I had a fart that was over 50 megapoots! See mega, poot, fart, funny, dumb..

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