Textonese

What is Textonese?

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

See text speak, texting, textonics

Cob Knocker

1. A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off. Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already..

Clobber Claw

1. (n) a television remote control "Hand me the clobber claw." See remote, clicker, controller, flipper, changer..

Rickatickatic

1. Meaning A Gun Thats A Tennis Racket I Luv Ure New rickatickatic See gun, tennis, racket, related..

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