Textonese

What is Textonese?

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

See text speak, texting, textonics

Quick Smart

1. Australian phrase meaning: On the double. Super quick. ASAP. Right now. Without having a wank first. I got attacked by an angry midget ..

Zmobie

1. Like a zombie, but differnt in that a zmobie eats bairns instead of brains. Ahhh! The zmobies are coming! See zombie, bairns, brains, ..

Tweezel

1. when a weasel is a tweeker Tyron:Yo John have you seen weasel today? John:Ya he's tweeking washing all the neighborhood cars. Ty..

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