Textonese

What is Textonese?

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

See text speak, texting, textonics

Facecool

1. facecool is what happens when you try to type out Facebook in a text message with T9 predictive-fucking-text on. DAVID: Whoah, Rebecca,..

Korean Sledge Hammer

1. when a guy spooges on a meat tenderizer and shoves it up his girls ass i gave melinda a korean sledge hammer. See sex, tits, boobs, ko..

Veanie

1. A beanie with a visor attached, such as the ones worn by Bam and other "sk8ters" I saw a stupid sk8ter kid the other day wear..

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