Textonese

What is Textonese?

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

See text speak, texting, textonics

Zero Gravity Bed

1. Any bed that has foam and air in it and when you adjust it to 60 degrees you get the zero gravity position like nasa astronauts. I was ..

Take Care

1. Commonly used as a parting statement when saying good bye. People say it and do not ever stop to think about what it really infers when ..

Flapkin

1. the excess fat on a napkin i farted on the flapkin See turd, pinata, lopsided, loose, mexican 2. Sanitary napkin for a chicks with b..

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