Textpectations

What is Textpectations?

When you eagerly await a text message.

Frank had high Textpectations after sending Chelsea "hey, what's your deal?" text message.

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Yogurt Flinger

1. A male genitalia that has been stimulated to the point of ejaculation. The ejaculate resembles that of yogurt and it is flung from the u..

Glass Bottom Boat

1. A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. ..

Miscue

1. When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning..

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