Textpectations

What is Textpectations?

When you eagerly await a text message.

Frank had high Textpectations after sending Chelsea "hey, what's your deal?" text message.

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Morning Thickness

1. Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness. ..

Gnarstats

1. gnarly & status combined originated in colorado if someone does a really cool snowboarding trick "that was gnarstats" ..

Poisage

1. When u get poison ivy on ur sack and gooch If you rub pison ivy on ur gooch and sack ull get poisage u dumbass. See zach..

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